bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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