you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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