Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I want to walk on stilts...naked
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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