You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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