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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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