i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
