the new term for farting is butt boxing.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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