her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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