I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I FOUND THE LEGS
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