The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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