He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Damn victory sex feels great
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