and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Randomize
