next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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