i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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