he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
a search helicopter?!
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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