White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I want her autograph on my taint
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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