I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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