He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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