For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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