I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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