guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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