yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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