Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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