you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize