I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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