STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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