I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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