I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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