You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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