And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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