haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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