People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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