I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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