who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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