I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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