Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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