She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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