Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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