grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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