Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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