Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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