erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
