I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Ketchup is God's man juice
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Did I show you my penis last night?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I need water and some morals
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
