At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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