Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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