I wish I could punch you in the face.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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