I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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