ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
