I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
whose ass print is on the piano?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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