So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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