Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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