come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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